Typical "ackowledgements" section in a thesis thank supervisors, collegues, friends, family and/or deity.
There was a recent article on atypical acknowledgements, such as this one below:
This got me curious, Hence the question— What are some funny, witty or strange ackowledgements you've ever seen in a thesis?
Have you ever seen something hateful or negative in the ackowledgements section of a thesis?